Hilarious!

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/c_word

Fun stuff!

God is great, wine is good and bitches are crazy!

This is reality.

I used to think you were the world, now I know you're just another ignorant ass living in it. There are too many inexplicable things around us- horrors, threats, and mysteries that draw you in and then inevitably disenchant you. So back to the predictable bullshit. The prince is never going to come, and maybe Sleeping Beauty is dead. The hottest love always ends the coldest. Fuck it.

To judge another

It's a nice idea to not judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes, but I judge just fine in my own. Plus, that's disgusting!

My place of employment...

American owned company with shitty priorities, political workplace asshole problems, low compensation and employees who aren't only shit on on a daily but fed to the wolves as well. Being fed to the wolves is about as much fun as literally being fed to the wolves! Should I have taken my chances with Enron and deal with its downfall and in hindsight contemplate suicide? Maybe. That does sound less damaging than the emotional and treacherous Hell we are put through everyday just to make this crap company money and at the same time watch as it falters as a result of greedy CEOs and Execs.... Fuck em.

FRIENDS

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what is made by the friends whom we choose. =)

Cluster Fuck of Shitness

It has been a good while since my last blog. I really have nothing to share right now. My uncle has passed away and then my mother's best friend right after so she's on this emotional "Woe is me, why? why? why?" trip around the world phase.... and I am the only one left to deal :-/

I'll be back shortly with more drama, maybe........

I am glad I am me and not you!

I may not be totally perfect but there are parts of me that is fucking excellent!

I don't live to be perfect and you sure as Hell aren't! But before you start pointing fingers and talking shit, make sure your hands are clean and your mouth is washed.

Everyone likes to feel powerful.

There are two types of people in this world..... Ones who bear pain and ones who inflict pain.

If...

love were time, I'd give you eternity.

But if I could control time, I'd extend Happy Hour specials everywhere!

I am in need of a drink so bad right now. Today sucks ass.

Reminders

I hate feeling depressed so when I am down, I remind myself of all the things that I really love:

1. My husband and my children, my awesome parents and wonderful brother.
2. Waking up to find my hubby's body wrapped around me.
3. My daughters giggles, hugs, kisses and tickles.
4. The way coffee swirls when you pour cream into it.
5. The way rain sounds when it hits the covered parking at my house.
6. "This Year's Love" by David Gray
7. How beautiful it was outside yesterday.
8. Conversations that last until 2 in the morning.
9. The way my family makes me laugh or smile.
10. My cars.
11. Racing.
12. Being immersed in a really good book.
13. Making plans with my family.
14. NOT making plans and just winging it.
15. My old loft in Highland Park.
16. Smelly lotion and hot tea.
17. Braids.
18. 63 cents sodas at the gas station.
19. Laughing out loud.
20. Making lists...hahahha
21. The possibility of doing something I have wanted to do for a very long time... write a book.
22. Having something to write in my journal, whether it be a shitty observation or a really good idea.
23. Space age love songs.
24. Wearing heels, dangly earrings, a wife beater and holey jeans...dressing up just to go to the store.
25. Having a baby.

I rarely get depressed but I think sometimes I want to be down on purpose just so I can remind myself of these things and smile. I believe I live a charmed life. I'm not lucky, just fortunate....

My new obsession

Britney Spears - "Hold it against me"

F you, my friend.

You see me, I see through you. You say fuck me, I say fuck you. You don't love me, I don't love you. I rise above and say, "Fuck you bitch."

I quote this because it's so me!

A practical confused soul, a hopeless romantic, sarcastic, moronic, and an obsessive compulsive talker with traces of evil...

This is to say the least.. hehe!

HAHAHAHA!

It's laughable that people that fuck you over think they can play victim and have outsiders feel sorry for them. Little do they know that they're actually making themselves look bad. Karma will catch your ass and you'll get yours...

Bitch, I'm amazing. I don't give two fucks what you say or think. Fuck you I have enough friends. I am sorry it took a waste of some of my life to realize that I was spending it on your bullshit. Meh! Live and learn and know when to let go. I let go and it feels fan-fucking-tastic! (insert smile and cool shades).

Quarter-life crisis!!

My head hurts. I tear up randomly. I am 28 years old and I am having my quarter-life crisis. I'm not where I want to be at in my career because I don't know what I really want to do. I am married to an awesome guy and have three beautiful babies but I feel like I'm not good enough to deserve it. Why does my skin still break out everyday like I just hit puberty?! I recently cut my own hair (idiot) and I am still waiting for it to grow out like it's high school all over again. I eat or drink anything and it shows up as stomach fat instantaneously.

In my mind, this all leads me to think one thing(which is why I am having this quarter-life crisis): I AM FAIL.

Fear, hope, life

"Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free." ~ Shawshank Redemption

"You only live once. But... if you work it right, once is more than enough." ~ Soumya Bangalore

Exes...

I never get jealous when I see an ex with someone else. My parents have always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

I feel good.

Fool me once...

...shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me....

Most of you know me, I am mean. I don't take kindly to people talking shit about me. I hate ignorance.

I also hold grudges like a mother fucker. If I feel wronged by you, I will definitely have you on my shit list. To be hated by me will feel like absolute Hell on your end, you might as well kill yourself because you are no longer of any importance to me. I only allow people one time to fuck up with me and that is already one too many. I don't give second chances easily. It's mostly game over for you. Nothing will be the same between you and I, ever! I don't deal well with two faced, back stabbing, shit talking fuckers. I am not two faced, I tell it to your face. I don't back stab, I will stab you straight in the heart with eye contact and a grin if I needed to. I can discuss your issue with others but believe me I will definitely come tell you about yourself afterward so don't push me!

I needed to vent. I can't stand some peoples irritating existence.