I quote this because it's so me!

A practical confused soul, a hopeless romantic, sarcastic, moronic, and an obsessive compulsive talker with traces of evil...

This is to say the least.. hehe!

HAHAHAHA!

It's laughable that people that fuck you over think they can play victim and have outsiders feel sorry for them. Little do they know that they're actually making themselves look bad. Karma will catch your ass and you'll get yours...

Bitch, I'm amazing. I don't give two fucks what you say or think. Fuck you I have enough friends. I am sorry it took a waste of some of my life to realize that I was spending it on your bullshit. Meh! Live and learn and know when to let go. I let go and it feels fan-fucking-tastic! (insert smile and cool shades).

Quarter-life crisis!!

My head hurts. I tear up randomly. I am 28 years old and I am having my quarter-life crisis. I'm not where I want to be at in my career because I don't know what I really want to do. I am married to an awesome guy and have three beautiful babies but I feel like I'm not good enough to deserve it. Why does my skin still break out everyday like I just hit puberty?! I recently cut my own hair (idiot) and I am still waiting for it to grow out like it's high school all over again. I eat or drink anything and it shows up as stomach fat instantaneously.

In my mind, this all leads me to think one thing(which is why I am having this quarter-life crisis): I AM FAIL.

Fear, hope, life

"Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free." ~ Shawshank Redemption

"You only live once. But... if you work it right, once is more than enough." ~ Soumya Bangalore

Exes...

I never get jealous when I see an ex with someone else. My parents have always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

I feel good.

Fool me once...

...shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me....

Most of you know me, I am mean. I don't take kindly to people talking shit about me. I hate ignorance.

I also hold grudges like a mother fucker. If I feel wronged by you, I will definitely have you on my shit list. To be hated by me will feel like absolute Hell on your end, you might as well kill yourself because you are no longer of any importance to me. I only allow people one time to fuck up with me and that is already one too many. I don't give second chances easily. It's mostly game over for you. Nothing will be the same between you and I, ever! I don't deal well with two faced, back stabbing, shit talking fuckers. I am not two faced, I tell it to your face. I don't back stab, I will stab you straight in the heart with eye contact and a grin if I needed to. I can discuss your issue with others but believe me I will definitely come tell you about yourself afterward so don't push me!

I needed to vent. I can't stand some peoples irritating existence.